Twitch Chat Highlights #2 (Post-Genesis)
Twitch chat is a lot like the sun- you get cancer if you’re around it for too long but we couldn’t live without them. For that reason, I have yet again compiled a list of the best/worst twitch chat messages I’ve seen on stream over the past month or so.

My new favorite copypasta

Whoever sent me this but cropped out the name is an asshole

Back when everyone was mad about the compendium

Combines Roosterteeth, Caillou, and poking fun at Gimr. Very impressive.

And on that note…

-1 for cuckoldry, +1 for name

*Was sent while SK92 played on stream*

Not particularly, no

This is why you don’t let smashg0d get on Twitch while drunk

Scratch that, THIS is my new favorite copypasta

All I could think of when I saw this was The Pizza Crust Kid

I know deep down that the misnaming of Fly was likely done without sincerity, but the thought that someone actually thinks his name is Flying Amanita helps me sleep at night.
…Oh c’mon do you really think that’s it?

Big thank you to Bax for finding this
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Follow me on Twitter so I have some sort of objective measurement to validate my existence
Consider disabling ad-block so that I can afford to go broke attending college
Quit fucking clapping the Dreamland theme
*offbeat clapping*
*Pissed off person trying to get you to clap onbeat*