The Melee Copypasta Collective #1

Literally an article dedicated to copypastas that have been modified to belong in Melee Twitch streams. Am I shameful that I took the time to make this? Yes. Am I sorry? No.

 

PeoplesChamp 👀 PeoplesChamp 👀 PeoplesChamp 👀 PeoplesChamp 👀 PeoplesChamp  👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit PeoplesChamp thats ✔ some good PeoplesChamp shit right PeoplesChamp there PeoplesChamp right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ PeoplesChamp 💯 PeoplesCHamp 👀 👀 👀 PeoplesChamp Good shit

Hi Smashers im new!!!!!!! holds up controller my name is Jason but u can call me t3h FaLCoN oF d00m!!!!!!!!hehe …as u can see im a real styler. thats why i came here, 2 meet styling BM ppl like me… im 17 years old (im really technical tho!!) i like 2 stomp and knee ppl w/ my homie (we’re stylish if u dont like it deal w/it) bcuz that’s our favorite combo!!!! he’s stylish 2 of course but i want 2 meet more stylish ppl =) like they say the more the dairrier!!!! lol…anyways i hope 2 make alot of fans here so give me lots of oddshots!!!! OHMYGODLORDWHATTHECRAP?????!!!!!!!!!! <— me bein BM again _^ hehe…toodles!!! !

My name is Hbox ResidentSleeper and I like to cry ResidentSleeper cause I always die ResidentSleeper to some stupid Fox ResidentSleeper

I sexually Identify as Fox McCloud. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my Melee Championship at EVO. People say to me that a person being Fox McCloud is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, Mishun Complete. I’m having Mango inject me with tech skill and mindgames. From now on I want you guys to call me “Fox” and respect my right to shine and upsmash. If you can’t accept me you’re a spaciephobe and need to check your tierlist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Fresh off the boat, from /r/smashbros, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. A noob. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It’s survival of the fittest and you ain’t gonna survive long on Twitch by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking smashbrat friends would upboat. None of that here. You don’t upboat. You don’t downboat. This ain’t reddit, kid. This is Twitch Chat. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don’t think you’re all that familiar with. You don’t like it, you can hit the bricks on over to Smashboards, you Oddshot watching son of a bitch. I hope you don’t tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of smashbros culture shines on. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I’m a judge.. this place…. this place has a lot to offer… heh you’ll see, kid . . . that is, if you can handle it.

To all the Armada gloaters, I’ll tell you one thing: Twitch is, and always will be, Mango territory. OUR territory. The mods of this channel have formally endorsed Mango for GOAT. We will continue to control the chat with positive Mango messages. So before you start talking shit and bragging about your bitch’s win, I’ll have you know that we’re well versed in copypastas. Say RIP to your account if you try anything cute. Assholes.

Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that D1 doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. D1 is undertaking a systematic effort to change this game, to make Melee like the rest of the esports. That’s why he says DESTRUCTION and SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT and wears dress shirts with ties. It is a systematic effort to change Melee. When I’m the #1 commentator, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made Melee the greatest game in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest game in the history of esports.

AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I’ve had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note “Cause of suicide: Couldn’t handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself”? Because that’s what it might as well fucking say! You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without “MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY MY B, HERE’S A PIC OF CHILLINS FACE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DISRESPECT AMIRITE?” Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking TWITCH MONSTERS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb autistic lives. Don’t you have a tournament to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the Twitch chat of a goddamn Melee tournament? You fucking people make me sick and you’re damn lucky I don’t have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I’d spit in your faces.

My name is Mango 4Head My friend is Scar PeoplesChamp I just lost Evo 4Head I’ll be at the bar 4Head

MM me you fratboy cock sucker. Truth be told you should hop off the internet and practice, maybe that way your local scene will know you for more than some garbage random that can’t even get top 100 on Colorado’s pr. Ps- you have no future in writing, and you definitely have no future in melee, so I hope like hell you aren’t missing class to write up crap like this. I will literally drive to your school to mm and rotate characters on you and make your little frat boy friends and trash players you lose to get hype for me. “Oh u think ur technical cause u live in bumfuck alabama” wonder where the fuck you got that idea from u fucking chump. I’m poor as fuck and I’ll mm you $100 just to make a collage of gfycats, cause guess what my boy, I too know how to post to reddit.com and think I’m hot shit. You better not fucking say no to the mm or I’ll make it a point to show up to every fucking tournament you enter for the rest of your life and win it. Also posting in CO MELEE FOR WHEN THIS GETS DELETED

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don’t mind me just taking the TOs for a walk

What the fox did you just foxing say about me, you little floaty? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Spacies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on MIOM, and I have over 300 confirmed KO’s. I am trained in DK warfare and I’m the top laser camper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fox out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my foxing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, foxer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spacies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the shine, maggot. The shine that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re foxing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bair. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Melee Scene and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your foxing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re foxing dead, kiddo.

PogChamp My movement is slick PogChamp But my Charge Shots are dick PogChamp It’s me, Hugo PogChamp

IM DELETING YOU, COMMENTATORS!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Commentators are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Commentary!💖 copy and paste this ten other times for the 👪Commentators👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 pastes: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 pastes: you’re squishy☁️💦 5 pastes: you’re a commentary kitten😽👼💦

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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a professional Melee player. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to SoCal; home of the greatest Melee players. I’ve already got robot hands and now wavedash everywhere I go as training. I may not be a Melee star yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest player ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just message me. Thank you all so much ~~

 

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