Like a sickly phoenix rising from the ashes, this site has returned to bring more long form shitposting to the Melee community. I will be your new Shitposter-in-Chief for the time being as Verbal pursues actual real life things that aren’t Nintendo’s best in four-player action.
My name is Anthony, a.k.a. Slime. You may remember me from those two articles I did once, host of the soon-returning Bad Melee Podcast, and losing to Kirby mains in SoCal monthlies. I hope I can bring you the same level of “quality” that we’ve all enjoyed in months past. Judge for yourself and check out the shiny new edition of Why Your Main Sucks.
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Does your main suck? Do you have a story about a tournament? Banned from your local Facebook group? If you hate Melee and like writing, hit me up on twitter @slime_machine or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. If not, I guess I’ll have to write everything my goddamn self. Either way, it’s good to be back fam.